|428.||The Akron Hammer|
The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."
The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."
guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."
A Vintage Queen is a woman, usually spoilt from childhood that thinks the world revolves around her and her life. She enjoys using people as toys or playthings for her amusement and talking about herself in the most boring or dramatical way possible at extreme lengths to anyone who will listen and will not stop talking once she finds people who will listen. Ever.
The wealthy/tendy ones are also usually known to have a small dog and will cary it around in their handbag whenever they can.
Paris Hilton - Example Vintage Queen.
A word originally created while texting. It's too complicated to spell out the phrase "I'm hammered" so instead, it is replaced with"I'm HAMD."
A word that means extremely intoxicated.
While using this word in everyday conversation, other words like HAMD derive from it such as yelling out "HAM SANDWICH" and "HAMMAGE." When a bunch of your friends are all drunk together and you see one another, you stop, point, and yell HAM SANDWICH!
I can't believe how HAMD I am right now. Who keeps buying me drinks?!
|431.||hot asshole casserole|
A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.
Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!
101 (the new LOL)
* 101 was originally created by Steve Appell, who hails from the MIA. This intelligent young man coined this term in the summer of 2009, and since then it has been used by thousands of Americans to replace "LOL".
* If you are currently using "LOL" in text messages, e-mails, or just in your daily life....you should stop! Its totes magotes 2008.
That is so funny, 101
Rules and Regulations:
1) A knife fight can be declared when two bros cannot make a decision and must settle it in some way.
2) Either of the bros or the main bro can declare a knife fight.
3) Only two bros can fight in a knife fight.
4) Before the fight begins they must stand ten feet apart from each other on their respective side.
5) A knife fight is fought in a circle formed by all the bros and must be at least ten feet in diameter, a line must be drawn in the middle of the circle to keep each bro on their respective side.
6) A knife fight is fought with only switch blades or any other kind of knife, no guns, no fists, only blades.
7) Both bros must try to shank their opponent in order to win, the first bro to get shanked loses.
Note: Using any unapproved weapon or leaving the arena at any time is illegal.
1) The main bro will be the ref for a knife fight.
2) He also carries a switchblade.
3) He stands in the middle and declares when the knife fight begins.
4) The ref can stop the knife fight at any time.
5) If the ref catches one of the bros doing something illegal, he is allowed to shank them, giving the other bro the win.
Person 2: No, the ball never crossed the line...
Nick: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! I WANT A REDO!! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!
Main Bro: KNIFE FIGHT!
Stromg medicines that stop brain from functioning normally. Used to cool down and control crazy people.
Never voluntary use antipsychotics because they cause brain damage, makes you retarted and are difficult to discontinue.
Only crazy people use antipsychotics and after you are labelled crazy you don't get proper health care and don't get any help discontinuing the meds. If other people don't like you they can call the cops (or to hospital) and you will be put to psychiatric hospital.
Doctors may sometimes propose to start using antipsychotics if they don't like their patient (meaning: "You have mental health problems.").
People how use antipsychotics die young or commit suicide because they live is not anymore worth living.
Never use antipsychotics (seroquel) to sleep, they are suicide medications for sleep.
If you tell psychiatrist random things they will put you on strong antipsychotics.