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1. sperm-jack
The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission
Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.
2. Sperm Castle
Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.

The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."

"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."

"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."
3. Extreme Jacksonover
Term similar to "Extreme Makeover"; used to narrowly describe one who psychotically undergoes multiple plastic surgery mutilations, as well as skin bleaching via Clorox submersions, over a lengthy period of time, in order to transform oneself from a handsome young Black man into an ugly old White woman. Includes proboscis removal. Usually leads to sexual infatuations with young boys while role-playing the part of "your Grandma".
"Did Joan Rivers used to be Buckwheat, before her Extreme Jacksonover?"
4. super sperm
Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant
Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!
5. sperm target
A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
6. Sperm Cocktail
Where a guy wanks into a glass, then add alcohol, mixes and gives the the gal to drink.....recipe can be found in most cook books! :)
Brian gave annie a delicious sperm cocktail
7. sperm bandit
A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
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