tweetelage

twee-te-lage

Noun

To provide tutelage over Twitter

Commonly found in tweets among traders, where professional traders tweet advice/tips to aspiring traders

A Poo Rag is a sad individual who spend the majority of his free time residing at home. Usually referring to a he, this indicates a person who often smells of shit and whom eats vast quantities of fatty take-away food. Often being greasy and unkept, Poo Rags endure insufferable volumes of hatred and abuse throughout their lives, however this is not to say they do not deserve it, as they are generally assholes, and when they build up the confidence to speak freely and people see them for what they really are they quickly revert back to crushing their confidence. They have enormouse moobs which they should never reveal - this often results in them being unable to visit public swimming baths. Poo Rags are unable to hold down social lives, be it friends, girlfriends or even holding the respect of their own families. Poo Rags perform sickening and sometimes illegal sexual acts with animals and inanimate objects, some examples are as follows:
1. Poo Rags may smear their penis in dog food, then set their dogs free on it to provide sexual satisfaction, much akin to a blowjob
2. Poo Rags spend months or even years practicing stretching in order to perform oral sex on themselves
3. Inserting their penis in the rungs of a radiator and rocking forward and back until a climax is reached
4. Inserting sharpie markers up their anus
In terms of advice useful to your own everyday life - stay away from Poo Rags.

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a Sexually Non-Threatening Boy/Best Friend...
Similar to a stereotypical GBF(Gay Best Friend) with the difference being that this friend is straight, A SNTBF won't try to take advantage of you in situations where most other guy friends would, he is generally really sweet and will try to help you to the best of his ability when you're feeling down. When asked, a SNTBF will provide advice or opinions from a guy's perspective. SNTBFs won't be judgmental about you, your actions, etc. SNTBFs are generally also good at keeping secrets, whatever you tell them stays with him and won't go anywhere else.

The all-seeing, all-knowing, bottomlessly deep Facebook Friend. The iProphet is rarely speaking in plain english, and every word is said to provide insight, enlightenment, and is a catalyst for deep thought. Is aged anywhere between 15 and 23, trying to lecture grown, middle aged adults, on life from his mothers computer.

2. A chiefly British word for the vulva. Used as a euphemism in music hall songs. E.g. Keep Your Hand On Your HA'PENNY purported to provide tongue-in-cheek advice from "Mom" to daughter Molly on how to keep out of trouble on dates. The refrain of that song ran

Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm.

Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.