|1.||Urban Dictionary Disorder|
A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.
See: annoying as hell
Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?
Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!
Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.
UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!
Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?
UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ
|2.||your mom goes to college|
does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.
why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college
A short phrase often use by one not in search of a return answer of ya I nah mean( just cause that is weird). people also often use this when they are in search of an answer as well to a really stupid question, and have nothing better to say. The process of saying this word is usually the squinting of one eye, the arching of the neck and the over powering left side of the mouth pulling up.
Jake: sooo im eatin tommorrow at lunch nah mean?
|4.||here to fuck|
its a term of expression to signify that you are here and you mean business. Granted it can also mean that you are there to fornicate to but in the intended sense its suppose to mean you have a agenda, your there to play ball, your very serious and mean business
guy 1: Man Don was really serious today, is he normally that serious?
guy 2: Naw man , Dons typically not that serious, but today he was sure there to fuck.
*while robbing someone*
Thief: Im here to fuck, give me your purse!
Victim: oh no! thats the sixth purse this week, gotta move outta detroit.
*In the most literal of senses*
Boyfriend: Im here to fuck!
Girlfriend: oh i love it when you take the initiative!
Mean-girling or to mean-girl someone is when a group of mean girls mercilessly attack a lone powerless girl like a pack of rabid dogs. The attack consists of tormenting, shaming and ridiculing their victim to utter and complete humiliation. The intent is to destroy the reputation of the lone, powerless girl.
The group of mean girls usually do this to feel powerful, as a form of sport or simply because they can. It is cowardly, bullying and sociopathic behavior since it is usually a GROUP of powerful girls against ONE powerless girl.
Rarely, one mean girl can attack another girl but in this case the mean girl is usually MUCH MORE POWERFUL than her victim and attacks her victim specifically because she knows the victim is powerless and unable to defend herself.
Originated from the movie "Mean Girls".
Mean girl 1: I feel like crap today. I've go so much work to do and my boyfriend just dumped me.
Mean girl 2: I know what will make you feel better. Let's go mean-girl that girl over there. She's all alone and she looks different from everyone else. She stands out and will make a perfect victim.
Mean girl 1: Okay! But let's get someone else to join us first so it will be 3 against 1. That way we will be sure to win and mean-girling some poor sob will make me feel GREAT about myself. Yay!!
|6.||talk to the hand|
An expression originally used by african american women to mean the coversation is over. Now used by all sorts of wannabe urban whites as well.
...for the last time i want my alimony payment now you deadbeat...no way honey, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'
|7.||nothing to write home about|
Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.
Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"
Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."