A modern type of stockings that stay up by themselves. One or two silicone bands inside the top cling to thighs keeping nylons up and taut and allow them to be worn without a garters belt.
As she was crossing her legs i could espy the lace top of her hold ups that was peering over her thighs.
(butt fuckin boots) they are timbalands or catapiller construction boots. you tie them shits up, lace em to the top and go in deep.
"ey im finna lace up them bfb's and get dirty."
Cock and Ball Torture: Cock and Ball torture can also be cock and ball teasing. Playing with a man's scrotum can be painful or pleasureable. The goal of BDSM is to make CBT both painful and pleasureable.
CBT guy: Madam, please give me another stroke.
Mistress: Now GUY! I told you I wouldn't stroke you until I had this nice leather shoe lace all tied around your cock and hang your nasty stinky combat boot off the end of your wee little pecker.
CBT guy: Oh Madam! You do so know how to tease me and make me hard.
Mistress: Stop that, you're making me wet and you know that must makes me want to hang weights off your ball sac.
CBT guy: Oh Mistress! sighing and moaning
CBT guy: sqeak! You are really gonna hang that 3 lb weight off my balls?! EEK!
Mistress: Shut Up! Or I'll get the 5 lb weight.
CBT guy: Yes, Mistress!
Mistress: Yes What?! Get the 5 lb weight! Or are you going to shut up?!
CBT guy: ...
Mistress: Smart guy!
Its the line of love spunk you shoot on a womans back right when you pull out. Arch your back and let 'er fly.
My woman gasped with horror when I shot a hot boot lace across her shoulders. Her boyfriends Joe and Gary had to clean it up.
When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
There are two different fjortis species that can be found in sweden. on one hand there is the trash-fjortis, and on the other hand there is the brat-fjortis.more...
A fjortis is a swedish, over maked-up (read carroty orange), usually with (dyed)blond hair in her early teens. They dress up as skanks, sometimes they go to partys in nothing but underwear (thong and lace bra). To dress up as a playmate on halloween is a must. when they are old enough to pull off a fake id,or travels to aya napa, they desperatley try to order a "häxa" in the bar to fin out that they dont serve a drink containing more than four different alcohols mixed together in a petflaska.
The trash fjortis usually lives in not so well off suburbs or smaller cities like Karlskrona, Skärhamn or Gothenburg. A normal friday or saturday night they can be found out drinking in parks or busstations or if in Stockholm, in the subways with the ambition to hook up with as many ppl as possible, gender doesnt matter (applies to all fjortis speices). they usually wear baggy yoga pants with their thongs well visible drawn up to their waists combined with cheap tops from H&M or Gina tricot and mad-padded pushup bras. but no boobs. they normaly choose barn och fritid (babysitting and asswiping courses)as their major in gymnasiet (highschool-college-ich).
The brat-fjortis lives in welthier suburbs to Stockholm, or on Östermalm. They are alot like the trash-fjortis, but with an ounce more cash-flow. They spend most of...
someone who's so into fashion as an art form that they're knowledge of it has grown into them becoming a fashion 'geek'. a level up from fashionista, influenced by the autumn/winter 07 balenciaga collection.
original fashion geeks wore:
jodphurs, tux jackets and military jackets, vintage accesories, androgynous lace up shoes.
however as seasons change so do the fashion geeks :) they were vintage clothing but only because there are items that are in season not just because its vintage.
fashion geeks are extremely intelligent and do not limit themselves to the one genre of music. they pride themselves in having impeccable taste in all areas of life.
signs your a fashion geek :
you've been reading vogue for more than a year
you've spent 15 pounds on fashion magazines in the one go..
you've tried to get into london fashion week more than once.
a new season excites you.
ur planning to get tickets to london fashion weekend.
u were high heels to school. or uggs. even though ur meant to wear plain flats.
''gahhh sfsldjf SPRING IS HERE. FLORALS. LILAC. UTILITARIAN CLOTHINGG. DIRNDL SKIRTS GAHH I NEED TO BUY BUY BUYYY.''
''oi fashion geek calm it...its january u have time...''