A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.
No I am not going to give you my spare change you fuckin ned,
or, get a job you fucking ned
a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.
I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.
(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis
I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.
Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best songs of all time. (the band of course beingQueen) It was Released on 31th October, 1975, it entered the charts at number 1, where it stayed for over two months.
Bohemian Rhapsody was written by Freddie Mercury, who also wrote We are the Champions and Killer Queen. Its lyrics are cryptic and do not make much sense at first glance. Freddie made a point of never explaining the lyrics, so that people could apply it to their own lives. Or somthing like that.
Freddie sings and plays the piano, Deacon plays the bass, Taylor sings some parts and plays the drums, and May plays the guitar.
It appeared on the album A Night at the Opera, but is also on Greatest Hits 2, as well as Classic Queen.
Just listen to it. It's a great song. It's even better than Stairway to Heaven and November Rain. Put together. It's better than pizzia. Yeah, i said it.
In case you're wondering, the song's title- "Bohemian Rhapsody" means somthing like "free and unrestrained happines," (I looked it up)
Is this the real life?more...
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
|19.||sonic the heatherhog|
Specifically applicable to a white frekcled female from southeast Michigan who enjoys dancing like badgers, Bollywood music, and watching llamas in her spare time.
Generally, a nickname you give to the Roommate Formerly Known as The Heatherness after she was instructed not to go into the heatherball.
Synonyms: The H-Bomb, Heathurr, The Heatherness, Nugget
Amy: Hamsters are bout it bout it.
Sonic the Heatherhog: Remind me to remember that tomorrow morning.
Adam: Your roommate is quite the interesting nugget.
Sonic the Heatherhog: My name is Sonic the Heatherhog. Get it right...bitch.
Amy: What category do I put it under? How about golf?
My roommate: Well it's a ball I guess.
|20.||I'm not racist, but . . .|
Every time I hear someone say the phrase "I'm not racist, but..." it's followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. Why do people say this? To cover their ass and make it look like they're not the budding neo-nazis that they really are? They say it as if they're so enlightened and open-minded that it's impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. It's almost as if they think it doesn't matter how racist they really are, they're off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with "I'm not racist." What's with racism anyway? I'm sick and tired of hearing people bitch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. It's nobody's fault but your own.more...
If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've...
bavarian made wank. a brand of car made in germany. in the uk, these cars are generally driven by people in the uk who fit in one of the below categories:
1. inconsiderate men who are going through some mid aged crisis who pick up 18 year old girls from dodgy town clubs because they think they are cool, even though they got their car on higher purchase.
2. females who are skinny and blonde and have some sugardaddy hubby, who recently persuaded him to buy her a bavarian to replace her rotting barried up vauxhall nova.
3. older guys who have more brains than to go spend their money on something cool, like a DB7.
bavarian made wank cars are typically seen either tailgating some car down some urban road, or driving in the fast lane of the motorway when no other cars are about. always spare a moment for bavarian made wanks in the hard shoulder on the motorway, by honking your horn and pointing and laughing at them.