| 57. | i want to have sex with you | ||
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a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying. Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok! |
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| 58. | The Spanish Finger | ||
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To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005. What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.
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| 59. | Six Finger Discount | ||
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Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence! (Less-Offensive) I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up! |
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| 60. | social finger | ||
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The middle finger, when used to flip someone off. The bird. This idiot cut me off in traffic, so I gave him the social finger.
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| 61. | finger banger | ||
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While attempting to fist a sexy coworker you inadvertently
slam your finger against something extremely rigid and firm. IE: Kate is the biggest finger banger in the office;
She accidently finger banged Ryan while attempting a reach around. see reach around |
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| 62. | Midnight Finger | ||
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This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!" She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.
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| 63. | Middle Finger | ||
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The middle finger was discovered in 1872 by John Middleflingus after an apple fell on his head. Now, it has become a custom for all young gentlemen to show their middle fingers at passing women as it represents their spine: long, straight and with a nail at the top.
The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002. Steven Hartt offered his middle finger to charity after his doctor told him he couldn't walk anymore.
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