|1.||Doing an Alan|
1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.
2. Having sex with someone named Alan.
3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."
2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."
3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
The name "Alan" is a common name used for males, The last name "Gi" is said to be german but can also be used as an asian last name. It's most commonly pronounced "Gee" like "gee you seem sleepy"
"OMG! it's Alan GI! Lets all say hi to ALAN!
|4.||stairway to heaven|
The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.
I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.
There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.
A Raver who knows how to have fun and parties all night long.
Going to Infected Mushroom and dropping xtc
A weapon,usually a gun,used to inflict cowardice into an enemy.
Bill: Where'd that pussy run off to?
Alan: I don't know, i pulled out my bitchmaker and he sucked my dick and i shot him in the head.
n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked