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TMW
Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."
Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011
 
1.
tmw
"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day
Vera-Have you sent photo

Ghastly-I will do it tmw
by Ghastly April 23, 2005
 
2.
tmw
An acronym for the quickly spreading phrase: Touch My Wiener
John: Hey Susie, tmw?

Susie: What about tomaro?

alternative response,

Susie: Sure, where's good for you?
by debomb4000 March 14, 2010
 
3.
Shorthand for "Too Much Work". Used to describe situations or happenings that are just too much work to bother doing or participating. Also goes by TMW, or tee em dubs.
Nick: "Hey bro, did you do the chemistry homework?"
Dakotah: "Nah man, it seemed like too much work when I looked at it on the way to school today. I'll just take the zero."
Nick: "Dude it isn't even Tee Em Dubs, just do it now before she walks around to check it!"
Dakotah: "T-M-W."
by dakotahchore July 16, 2010
 
4.
tmw
Too much work.
Person 1: Do the dishes.

Person 2: tmw.
by TheoLeo. July 11, 2011
 
6.
tmw
Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.
Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D
by dictionariorrrr April 20, 2013
 
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TMW
Too many words. A very long email of thoughts/opinions that would give the reader a headache if he/she attempted to read it.
Dude, I have carpal tunnel from scrolling down to get to the bottom of JV's email. TMW, I ain't reading that shiz. WTF
by oface2 September 16, 2011