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Stands for tyler mother fuckin jones, captain of thizz. One gnarly motha fucka who eats his brotein every day, and pops his bro-hormone pillz at home. A tmfj enjoys phat bro chillz with his fellow bros. He will also thizz/toke/drank evry weekend or everyday, depending on how gnarly he is feeling. He's basicaly the man, on a whole different level then normal humans.
Wow, that kid is gnarly as shit, I mean look at his thizz face, it must be TMFJ.
by phuqenlegittttbro April 05, 2010
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Ty Mo Fo Jo

Meaning the mother f-ing johnson. having an abnormal amount of game. being of the highest quality. like a fine wine. extremely fast ep3. the fastest. as in 10 second ep3. also see ep3. The ty!
Was that 9.9 at 147 mph, must have been tmfj!
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