1. Touch My Dick
2. Touching My Dick
3. Touches My Dick
And can even be used in other ways like:
4. Touch YOUR Dick, etc.
5. Touch HIS/HER Dick, etc.
2. "Hey what are you doing?" "I'm tmd."
3. "I hope she tmd."
4. "Smd? I'll tyd."
5. "What did you do with him?" "I tmd..."
2. A virulent Chinese curse, as per WMD and NMD. This is usually used of a thing or person in the third person. The meaning is somewhat akin to "that jerk" or "this useless piece of crap". Literally it means "of its/his/her mother".
2. Chinese President Hu Jintao: "WTF is Bush talking about?"
Taiwanese President Chen Shui-Bian: "Dude, I don't know. TMD."
Chinese President Hu Jintao: "Damn straight. TMD. Nice spliff, BTW."
Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian: "Thx."
It's the catch phrase for university programs at the University of Michigan, but it is generally used sarcastically by the student body as a punch line to statements regarding UM-stereotypes.
Reference themichdiff.com for more examples.
Our bathroom stalls have more intellectual thought than the entire MSU undergrad curriculum. TMD