Top Definition
1) Too Long To Write: a quick way to tell someone this is a long story. May be a topic either better discussed at length at a later time, in person, or simply left at that.

2) Too Lazy To Write: self-explanatory!
1) I was just diagnosed with _______ tltw...

2) Spent Saturday at home, in bed- tltw
by She Who Must Be Obeyed November 17, 2009

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