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Crunch-a-tize me 

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us
Related Words

prank-a-tize 

The incorrect pronounciation of prank-a-tizzie
You were SO prank-a-tized
prank-a-tize by Carmen September 14, 2004

telhass tize

telhass tize is arabic for "you're very cute"

it can also can be use for "i love you my best friend"

or It also shows the level of something

it also means "lick my ass" depends on the use
telhass tize ma ahdamak : omg you're so cute

telhass tize ya 3arsa: i love you bro
telhass tize by falafel girl April 14, 2020

De-modi-tize 

The act of converting SUPPORTERS of the Prime Minister of India Mr.Modi into his HATERS
The Prime Minister of India Mr. Narendra Modi demonetized the currency

and in the process, de-modi-tized his people.
De-modi-tize by desidigitalnomad November 14, 2016

Crunch-a-tize 

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.
Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

Truckers Tizer 

Urine in a plastic bottle usually found by the side of the road.
A motorist that has the need to relieve himself would use a plastic soda bottle and then throw it out of the vehicles window thus eliminating the need to stop at a service station.
The color of the liquid resembles the color of the soft drink Tizer.
Don't touch that bottle, is full of Truckers Tizer