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Tittygram 

When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!
Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
Tittygram by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010

National Titty Grab Day 

A day in which it is perfectly acceptable to grab a person's tits.
Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"

titty grab 

The art of grabbing ones titties.
Hey watch me grab that girls titties!

Watch me play titty Grab that Slut
titty grab by Dr Roxso May 26, 2008

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.
Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.
tittygargoyle by Rob July 25, 2004

National titty grab day 

On April 13th, everyone will be able to grab anyone’s titties without being slapped.
Yo remember, it’s national titty grab day and if I grab someone’s titty,they can’t slap me lmfaoo

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards
Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.
tittygargoyle by elizabeth July 20, 2004