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1.
To kick a person in the titties.
"I'm so mad right now, I could just kick 'em in da titties!"
by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005
 
2.
A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.
person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!
by coinroller June 14, 2007