Timesponge 

Someone in the workplace who is either too lazy or too stupid to think for themselves, so they perpetually ask everyone else to help them with their problems - thereby soaking up other people's time .

Bob keeps asking me how to update the sales spreadsheet. Seriously, that guy is a real timesponge!

Timesponge by Rhaphanidosis August 15, 2015

titmonger 

A person who absolutely adores tits.

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"

titmonger by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

Titsperger's Syndrome by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

titslinger 

a bra

John Titslinger invented the bra

titslinger by Anonymous September 30, 2003

twatsponge 

a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (see tampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge

twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?

twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge

twatsponge by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 3, 2008

titimonger 

A person that is very touchy and likes to rub tits, at no cost, and anywere. Also fantasising about them.

Wow, look at him looking at my tits, he's such a titimonger

titimonger by The Mack PR BOY March 12, 2009

Titmonger 

One who barters or sells tits. Seller of tits

John Smith is the biggest titmonger west of the Mississippi

Titmonger by Hugh g. Rection52 April 14, 2010