| 1. | Tits of Steel | ||
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Someone who is nicknamed tits of steel does most, if not all of these things
1. Asks you to touch his muscles a lot and says some thing like ,"Its bigger right?" 2. Looks for any reason to walk around shirt less, shit if he could he would shop in Walmart shirt less, just so everyone can see his muscles. 3. He practices the titty dance in secret. 4. He wheres and A to a 36B bra. Someone who works out all day, is a tits of steel.
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| 2. | tits of leisure | ||
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Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs. Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.
Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure. |
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| 3. | Pointed Tits of Sorrow | ||
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A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow. In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.
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| 4. | cake tits | ||
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Tits of a fat person. Fatty likes cake. Therefore, Fatty has cake tits.
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| 5. | Tits of Moses | ||
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An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event. Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context. Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave? Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot! Example 2: Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn! Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to? Example 3: Steve: Dude check that chick out! Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples! |
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| 6. | Tits of a Champion | ||
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A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon. Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?
Victor - Yeah thats Diane. Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion. |
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| 7. | Tits of a demon | ||
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Phrase aimed towards a women who has such amazing Breasts, that you would turn to the dark side to get a feel of them. Guy 1:"Dude, look at the tits on her!
Guy 2:"Ikr! Man she has tits of a demon, I would commit genocide for that shit! |
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