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Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
by Red March 04, 2005
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dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight
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1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
by J. Barrett January 13, 2008
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A large breasted woman who only has a job because of her large double D's. My momma always said " use whatt GODDD gave yahhh".
Tits-ma-gee is not a good worker,but she sure is stacked.
Im not sure how she got her job,but she sure must have gotten the general manager off.
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An insult use in the common English vernacular.
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Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee

Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee
Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word
by Garrett February 08, 2005
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Person who eats alot and likes Dtraill.
We call Kristen Magee Tits Magee.
by MGEEZY973 October 23, 2006
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