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Tits is a slang term for breasts
by Abimanyu December 06, 2007
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A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.
(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.
by pobby December 16, 2003
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Man! When I kissed that chick her tits were right on my chest.

I enjoy dating girls with big tits instead of little tits.
by iwantabigtitchick April 02, 2007
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(Origin- British)

A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT!

- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by eyy ooo January 14, 2009
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A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.
Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.
by Erik March 18, 2004
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The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.
"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"
by Steviepr September 02, 2009
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one of two mammory glands located in the upper chest region of females.
When played with during sexual intercourse, it tends to highten the excitement of the female.
Derives from Teat.
I gave her a hicky on her tits.
by me October 17, 2003
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