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8.
tit
Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.
Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/
by Guy123 July 31, 2006
 
9.
Tit
(noun) One of two bags of mammary tissue found on the chest of women

(adj) An extremely stupid person
Look at the tits on her!

You tit!
by buggerit July 19, 2003
 
10.
What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.
Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.
by R. Hitchcock April 17, 2008
 
11.
tits are playthings.
oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits
by JoyThief January 25, 2007
 
12.
Tit
a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.
damn bro, shes got mad nice tits
by Alex November 09, 2003
 
13.
two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.
This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.
by Soultronics September 10, 2003
 
14.
breasts. plain and simple (not really).
take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)
by wakalakalover45 April 09, 2005