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17.
If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).
Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.
by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 03, 2006
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1.
Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
by anonymous October 01, 2003
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2.
Proof of the existence of god.
by El Freak October 24, 2003
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3.
1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack
1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!
by G-FLO September 08, 2004
9711 3758
 
4.
Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.
"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003
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5.
protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes
other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur
by Adam August 10, 2004
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1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya!
Dude, that was tits!

That roller coaster was TITS!
by EricJared April 07, 2006
2727 1284
 
7.
Breasts!
'Nice tits love'
by mm July 23, 2002
2441 1074