Titmouse 

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

Titmouse by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Titmouse 

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

Titmouse by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Rusty Titmouse 

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

Rusty Titmouse by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

chasing the titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmouse 

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

titmouse by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Titmole 

Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.

Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.

Titmole by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008

Tufted Titmouse 

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010