tit gap 

the space between a woman's breasts

after the boob job Shirley's tit gap was ridiculous

tit gap by lovethegap April 2, 2011

titgasm

A titgasm is when you make a girl come by stimulating only her breasts. Think Etch-A-Sketch, but to completion.

When I rubbed her nipples until she squirmed, she said I gave her a titgasm.

titgasm by Mojo Baggins November 24, 2006

titsappointed 

1. A man is impressed by a woman who has large breasts. Following further intimate knowledge of the woman, the man is disppointed because the breasts are neither firm nor perky.

2. A man is disppointed that a woman's breasts are not that big. See "Wonderbra."

I don't believe that an example is necessary in this case.

titsappointed by William David Collings April 2, 2005

titaphobe 

A man who is petrifide by titties.

eric shook is a total titaphobe.

One time my friend shook was getting it on with a girl and stopped just cause her tits were in his face.

titaphobe by SAE July 23, 2004

titcaptain 

The female version of wingman. Your titcaptain is the friend you bring along with you that helps you score some dick.

Girl 1: I'm hitting the town tonight.

Girl 2: Who's your titcaptain?

Girl 1: Jenna.

Girl 2: Oooh. I got me some mad dick the last time she titcaptained for me.

titcaptain by shenanas February 26, 2011

tigaphant

the posterior region of women whose arses are incredibly large and hairy, so as to look like a cross between a tiger and an elephant.

Chad likes to pet the tigaphant.

tigaphant by Eib September 15, 2003

titaphone 

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming

Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night

titaphone by Da beer can May 13, 2017