tittiplop 

tit-ti-plop. Noun. An example of an onomatopoeia, the noise made by the undersurface of a breast repeatedly flogging the cephalad surface of a female beer gut, such as when a tittipotamus ambulates at normal speeds.

Much to his chagrin, Paul awakened to the sound of a tittiplop; it was then that he realized his wife had turned into a tittipotamus.

When riding the retarded horse, Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...

tittiplop by 8644 March 10, 2011

Titdizzy 

The feeling a married man gets when there are too many younger attractive women around with cleavage showing. Most common in nighttime business meetings at busy restaurants / bars. Often happens at 11p.m. anywhere on the Las Vegas Strip.

I was sitting with clients at this bar, and all of a sudden I got super Titdizzy and lost my train of thought!

Titdizzy by Scottrude May 23, 2010

tittipotamus 

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

tittipotamus by treeple February 5, 2009

titdirt 

when u get dirt all over ur tits

son:dad is that a mickey mouse t shirt?
dad:thats not mickey mouse that's just titdirt!

titdirt by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

titdirt 

the dirt underneath the breast on manboob, to contain dirt in ur breast area, saying used by tourettes guy, founded in 2008 by the blackest mofucka alive J.B aka Kobe

titdirt-the dirt around the breast

titdirt by Blackest mofucka alive March 10, 2008

titdiot 

An ignorant, large breasted woman.

She's stupid. A real titdiot!

titdiot by e109 January 28, 2009

Titdiot 

1. A male who has no ability to assess the size, shape or quality of a female breast, They are also completely ignorant of and misuse phrases related to breasts.

2. A male who completely ignores the sensual value of a woman's breasts during lovemaking.

1. Adam: Whoa! Those gal's bosoms are so freakin' not real!

John: Dude! That's a fat guy. You're such a titdiot!

2.

Him: so...ready for some MANicotti?
Her: There's more to my body than that! You're such a titdiot. Good night.

Titdiot by HaHaHaguy February 21, 2010