Top Definition
the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
by Henry Kissenger July 10, 2008
Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.
Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.
by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010
One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.
Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.
by Jah know. January 19, 2010
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