facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

Tinella 

A Tinella is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet. When life gets Tinella down she always sees the best in everything. If/when She has kids she treats them as royalty. Tinella also doesn’t judge book by its cover. She’s kind,sweet, and just the person you would never want to let go. She’s perfect!

Did you guys see the new girl Tinella she’s really pretty and seems really nice.

Tinella by CeceClorine May 20, 2018

Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

Tinsel Crown by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

FNAF Timeline 

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

FNAF Timeline by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Jan Tislas 

A ship of two boys who are in the band United Vibe.

Combination of the names Jack Tisdall and Jon Guelas.

The ship is created by @jantislas on Instagram.

“Jan Tislas is more real than my soul.”

“Wow my ship aka Jan Tislas is sailing.”

Jan Tislas by laughinlikeniall October 31, 2018

timelapsing 

The hobby of doing things really slow, like praciticing for a timelapse movie in which it would seem normal speed.

Officer: "You was doing 40 mph but the limit is 80 mph, that's dangerous, son!"
Jack: "Sorry, i was timelapsing."

timelapsing by horror drum June 30, 2011