a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"
A chocolate tird was left on someone's desk.
by Matt R Goirish June 07, 2005
a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts
juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird
by dirk rogers June 13, 2008
Irish pronounciation of third
On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk
by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004