toilet brush 

An impliment for removing skid marks from the toilet bowl. Manufacturers tend to stick to the retarded notion that it should be white.

Bill: I used the toilet brush the other day because I know you hate a messy bowl.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.

toilet brush by Joshua James October 18, 2006

Occam's Toilet Brush 

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

Occam's Toilet Brush by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008

yellow toilet brush 

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan

damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...

yellow toilet brush by danielz666 September 18, 2008

toilet brush 

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.

Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.

toilet brush by friskycurtain December 24, 2011

toilet brush 

A device typically used to brush off haters. Usually used after one has dipped their hair in the toilet and proceeded to whip it back and forth.

When she came out the bathroom with her hair dripping wet but her clothes still on, we knew she had been brushing off the haters with her toilet brush.

toilet brush by WOOT!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2011

Occam's Toilet Brush 

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

Occam's Toilet Brush by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008

toilet brush 

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

toilet brush by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003