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A devastating medical condition specific to men that once it strikes leaves the victim incapacitated and incapable of doing anything.

No known cure but time.
You know, when you're like on the couch and it's like "Damn, I've got tingly dick. Well I'm not going anywhere now."
by MKH - Don't playa hate October 03, 2006
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