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The act of snorting a drug (meth, coke, ketamine, ecstasy) and then having sex with someone off the popular gay hook-up application, Grindr.
Look at that cracked out queen, bet he gets online later to arrange a bump and grindr.
This can be used for either a male or female when their significant other is currently incarcerated. When they go on a "date" they will get the customary visit with the inmate. People that consider a jailfriends a real relationship are usually either major losers or fucked in the head so bad that somebody in the outside world wants to be with them.
Bob: Is your wifes friend Tina single?
Scott: Yes and no. She has a Jailfriend she goes to visit every once in a while.
That chick can't find a normal guy to put up with her bullshit so she went and got a Jailfriend.
A goth is a person who generally wears black clothing, and wears make-up regardless of gender.more...
A lot of goths listen to a range of music, not all necessarily even metal. (side note: I would like to point out that it is NOT SlipKnoT's fault they were included in this 'Nu-metal' idea, they are a heavy metal band, and that is that)
Anyway, most goths are intelligant. They do not start fights with Chavs, because they know there is no point at all.
Goths are not Satanists, a small amount of them may well be, but mostly they just LOOK intimidating, that's why Chav's tend to attack in packs of about 20, so there is no chance of Goths defending themselves, but I think if there was a 1 on 1, a Goth would win hands-down.
All goths have their own styles of clothing, all different in several ways, whereas all Chavs look the same, in their fake gold and fake burbery (if that is spelled right). Chavs also use the same old insults at goths, like 'Greeb''Greebo' etc..
Anyway, because I don't know what else to say, here is a list of metal bands than goths are likely to listen to:
13 Candles, 1349, 3 Inches Of Blood, 5000 BC, 9X Dead, Abigail's Mercy, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Amon Amarth, Angra, Antaia, Anthrax, Apparition, Arcane Theory, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, At The Gates, Atura, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Bleeding Through, Bile, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Chaos Incarnated, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, City In Ruins, Coal Chamber, Conquest...
sexually arousing a man using rolls of fat usually by a large woman
oh tina you are the queen of flabjobs
Term used to describe women of an attractive appearance aged over 50. Not to be confused with 'Vintage Bintage' where the cited lady can only be over 35 but below 50.
Old Golds should not be mistaken for 'Old Fools Gold' the term used to describe stealth Oldage Trollage. The discovery of genuine Old Gold is exceptionally rare other than amongst the rich and famous.
Tina Turner - the undisputed queen of Old Gold. She's pushing seventy but the old girl would certainly get it.
Dolly Parton - We can forgive her the surgery, this Hillbilly's set is something that deserves recognition.
Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind.more...
I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men.
if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER!
and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month!
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The act of 'shitting', 'vomiting', 'farting' and 'burping' simultaneously.
Example 1 -
Person 1: Man, I just did a shart and a vurp
Person 2: So you did a shvarp?
Person 1: ...Yeah...
Example 2 -
Person 1: Whoa man, it smells like shvarp in here...
Example 3 -
Person 1: We've come to just shvarp all over you
Example 4 -
Person: Wagner just shvarped all over the Beatles