Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
A powerful bossy outspoken woman or wife who has total control over her husband or male partner who are usually weak men.
A Master tina will often deny intimacy to her sex starved partner,unless she's recieves generous gifts in return,and even then it's no guarantee that she'll give it up.
Hey man, I heard Tony got beat up by master Tina because he asked her for a blow job.
Boy,Kathy really pulled a master Tina on her husband last night.He bought her a new car for some sex.
A gay man, usually between the ages of 30 and death, who frequents circuit parties in large cities (often named after a color, as in “the white party”). Typically identical both physically and intellectually to the other 3,000 circuit queens in attendance. Difficult to determine exact age due to the counteracting effects of tina, botox, X, Viagra, Rogaine, steroids, the tanning bed, plastic surgery, and Xanax. Usually associates and/or mates exclusively with others of its sub-species.
That tired old circuit queen is 30 but looks 50 in the daylight.
1. to produce tings (such as money for skating lessons) from no tings by any means possible... o.0 this often used by tranny prostitutes who need to werk it to get their tina.
2. to do something that is not glamourous and make it glamourous, or just doing something in a 21-point rockstar manner.
3. when you need something, or must do something, but you have no idea how but you must do it or find it, so you just werk it and go with the flow and eventually it will werk out.
werk it gurl!! ya gotta werk for a living
werk the runway, werk the drama WERK THAT PUSSY OUT LIKE MADONNA
i gotta werk some busfare... so i'll werk the busdriver..
Tina Fey's doppelganger
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
drama that occurs as a result of prom related occurrences (finding a group to go with, renting a limo, picking a restaurant, being on court, buying a dress, picking colors to match, choosing dates, deciding on an afterparty/other event)
etymology: the combination of the words "prom" and "drama"
prom + drama = proma
Agatha: OMG Tina! Are you going to prom???
Tina: Idk anymore. There's too much proma to deal with.
a person who everyone thinks is a cow slut but in the real world girl your just jealous of her looks and talent so britney look out
a pop princess turned into an r&b queen overnight