Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

Short Timers Disease by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

tumorsyphilisitisosis 

A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.

My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsyphilisitisosis.

Hmm... sounds sexy.

And look, he has nipples growing all over his body.

Those look like pepperoni...

tumorsyphilisitisosis by The Sheep January 26, 2005

Alt-timers disease 

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

Alt-timers disease by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

Timerson

Using the least amount of brain power

It was quite a timerson thing to do when Alex decided to pee next to me and look at my dick while talking to me.

Timerson by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) April 19, 2018

Nox Timore 

An indie horror game, gaining a small amount of popularity when the YouTuber Markiplier played it. The game itself was created by Vidas Salavejus on the popular gaming website known as GameJolt. Playing the game, or mentioning it will cause you to itch profusely.

"ow, everything itches when I play this game called Nox Timore."

"Nox Timore is cursed, it makes everything itch, fuck you Vidas Salavejus."

Nox Timore by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

Curvy Couch Tumors by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

Timers 

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

Timers by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018