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A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.
Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.
by misster sexy January 07, 2014
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A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.
Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.
by misster sexy January 07, 2014
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