timewarping 

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.

She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.

timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

time wasting 

the thing your dong right now looking at this

googleing stuff is time wasting

time wasting by bogger1999 December 12, 2013

Time-wasting Cunt 

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

Time-wasting Cunt by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019

time wasting simulator 

One of the most boring games on Roblox.

Time Wasting Simulator is soooo garbage oh mein gott I can't believe it

time wasting simulator by Astolfo_Fanboy July 5, 2022

Urban Time Wasting 

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

Urban Time Wasting by Mphresources August 15, 2022

Timewaving 

When someone lives their life like people in the past would. Say someone from the 2020s was living the life of someone who lived in the 1950. Using the same technology, clothing and anything else that was used during the specific time they choose. Literally waving themselves into a time that is long gone.

"I live a glamourous 1980s lifestyle, even though I was born in the 2020s, everything I use is authentic 1980s. This is me Timewaving myself into the life of someone who lived in the 1980s"

Timewaving by Zukai March 11, 2024