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Time Troll 

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
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Time Troll 

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.
The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.
Time Troll by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

Midnight time troll 

a perosn that comes out at night to fuck you
chad:remember when pulled a midnight time troll and went to brads place and tryed to rape him
Jeff: ya
Midnight time troll by Assy mcgee October 1, 2007

timrolled 

Its basicly a rickroll but you send them tiny tims video of "living in the sunlight loving in the moonlight".
"ohh that bastard timrolled me! ill get back at him"
timrolled by COMADOMMA April 11, 2009
When you tie a Dick in a knock and put shoe lace around the tip of the cock.
"I gave my boyfriend a tieroll on Saturday...he died the next day."
tieroll by KerstinKurosaki May 6, 2014

thetrollman 

a bad boy that likes to play fortnite and smack fortnite girls booty checks he a super naughty little boy very sussy little guy
ho1.I like trollman cuz he fortnite player
ho2: I'm so thetrollman
thetrollman by fortniteboss78 July 6, 2022

TheTroll2001 

A nn that thinks hes legit fire but he is so stupid that Sabby2007 (AKA Barrier) can steal all his illegals with minimal effort.

Says 6b6t is trash (Which it is) but still plays on it.

Also has a youtube channel with a few subs.
Random fag: Yo TheTroll2001 is so fire i watch him every day and im subbed
Me: holy shit fuck off
TheTroll2001 by K_1t December 2, 2023