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Time-Rape 

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
Time-Rape by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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frozen time rape 

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved
Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.
frozen time rape by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008
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Time Rape 

Being forced into doing something that you have no interest or motivation to do.

Time rape only occurs when the activity being forced upon you is excessively long.
I can't go to the party, I'm being time raped at my mother in laws this afternoon.
Time Rape by Elegant Mess April 18, 2018

Time-Rape 

1.) To extend and waste somebodies time, without their given consent.

2.) To force upon the "taking-up-of-time-of-a-girl/guy-you-really-like/love-in-order-to-make-them-like/love-you-back" Law of Space and Time. oh, and without their consent, yet again.
"So, I pretty much just Time-raped you by sittin here doin nothing."
Time-Rape by mmfwcl_shagz October 19, 2010

TimeRaped 

To have one’s time whisked away by incompetence or bad luck.
I’m stuck in the longest line getting timeraped
TimeRaped by JaredTheJew.Com September 21, 2024

Time Rape 

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.
I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.
Time Rape by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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