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horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.
I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

Kentucky Timemachine 

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.
Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

the flaming timemachine 

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.
Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

McDonald's Time Machine 

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.
I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.
time machine by umad69696 July 31, 2010

Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.
They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula
Time Machine by TimeDoc November 21, 2014