| 57. | Led Zeppelin | ||
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The greatest band of all time. With the beautiful voice of Robert Plant, The kickass riffs of Jimmy Page, The heart-stoping beat of John Bonham, and the rhythmic bass of John Paul Jones. 4 GODS that formed Led Zepplin in 1968 and broke up in 1980 when John "Bonzo" Bonham sadly died. Their best album was Led Zeppelin IV which had the most requested rock song of ALL TIME "Stairway to Heaven".
Overall Led Zeppelin is the greatest band of all time WAY better than nows music. Those low life peice of crap emo bands like Fall out boy, Panic! at the disco, My chemical romance and other bands that suck. People should bow down to Zeppelin because if it werent for them there would be no heavy metal. moron: hey you listen to fall out boy?
smart person: no i listen to led zeppelin. moron: whos that? does mtv play them? smart person: no but there there a band better than fall out boy moron: surely not they probably suck... smart person: *beats the hell out of moron* |
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| 58. | all time low | ||
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Yet another shitty band that sounds like all other whiny emo pop-punk bands that pollute the air waves.For example fallout boy or simple plan. to enjoy this band, you must be either a mindless teenage girl that likes bands because of their looks, or a homosexual.
normal person:All Time Low sucks balls.
mindless youth: OMGzz no way!! they're so original and talented you don't even know, lyke their songs come from the heart!!! homo: ya and they're lyke so cute and they have really super sense of style!!! normal person: beats the shit out of them with a bat, inserts Dead Kennedy's "Frankenchrist" into CD player, cranks the volume and walks away. |
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| 59. | poopdickweensuck | ||
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poopdickweensuck is the act of sticking your dick into someone's ass, getting poop on it, then having that same person suck on the poopy dick. "If you poopdick before you weensuck, you're going to have a bad time."
"Did you hear that Megan gave poopdickweensuck top Gerrad?" |
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| 60. | suck-a-dick | ||
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A phrase that can only be used to physc-out a player during Celebrity Taboo.
Tom:"Who played in Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson?"
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!" Henry: "Ummmmm...." Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!!!!!!" Henery "Ahhhh...uhhh.." Rod: "Time up! You lose! I get the squirrel" Henery "Sorry Tom" |
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| 61. | S.M.O.B. | ||
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Acronym for the phrase "suck me off bitch" Oh look at my watch, now that Grey's Anatomy is over its time to S.M.O.B.
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| 62. | Banana Time | ||
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Banana Time: Job Satisfaction and Informal Interaction.
Maybe a little humorous, but certainly not misguided. What he means that during boring work activities, that people will develop amusements to break up the monotony of repetitive and non-thinking actions. The workers were really not enjoying themselves, even though they made a game out of some of the routines with "times" and "themes." Ritualized "games" to help make it through the day, are not restricted to work. What happens to a worker that retires from a life of meaningless work? Well, many retire and sit around bored and try to suck the life out of anyone that passes by. But they have their "times," also. My retired neighbor washes laundry everyday, watches the 'Price is Right," and then it is "My News time," when everything on the news causes a lot of, "Oh My God," "those dirty bastards," and "Oh No!" But all is not lost, because then it "Mail Time." The lesson from "Banana Time" is to lead a life of purpose, and don't sell your soul for a paycheck. Maybe it is good for America that those types of manufacturing jobs are getting scarce. During the day the workers had "Peach Time," Coke Time," and other's including the famous "Banana Time."
One of the themes might be childishly repeating incoherent words or sounds, like "Sammy is a bad man. George is a good man. Sammy is a bad man." This theme might be repeated many times with or without any seemingly provocation. Or another worker might ask someone twenty or thirty times, without expecting or wanting a reply: "Are you a man or a mouse? I asked you, are you man or mouse" |
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| 63. | jarrassic park | ||
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Jarrassic park is an assholic way to spell "Jurassic park"
or better known as "The land before time" In other words get raped. Jarrassic park is so much better than jurassic park
OMFG the land before time raped the asspark please remember to suck my dick. |
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