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Plague Time Off 

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.
Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.
Plague Time Off by AHJax April 1, 2020

Sexy-time jack-off 

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
Sexy-time jack-off by Andy22P February 7, 2008

Cut Off Time

The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
Boy: Girl, I know you alone tonight.
Girl: It's cut off time. Hit me on the weekend.
Cut Off Time by CreeperStash January 28, 2008

pants off time 

A time period where everyone is required to remove their pants. It occurs strictly from 9:15 to 9:17 PM. Alarms on cellular devices are highly recommended to time this event properly.
Oh my gosh nooch, its pants off time!

Off Time 

Callum Hall
β€œCallum it’s off time now”
Off Time by NYIIII February 28, 2021

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?