| 1. | Tupping Time | ||
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A time-honored tradition in parts of rural scotland where farmers cut wild and flamboyant designs into the wool of their sheep. It's marked by a 3 day festival in October where local farmers showcase their designs. The festival is often concluded with a parade of the participating sheep and various other performances. Parades can vary widely between regions, however, it always includes an erected dedication to Tupp, the ancient celtic lamb goddess and is concluded with a ceremonious burning of the fattest ewe. In the more provincial villages, some archaic customs are still performed. One of these traditions is to cover the young brides of the year in sheep's blood to increase their fertility. I need to dye my sheep soon to be ready for tupping time.
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| 2. | delco-job | ||
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job! |
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| 3. | delco-job | ||
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job! |
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| 4. | Fiction on the Fly | ||
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(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud" (2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention (3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes (4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.” Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”
Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ” “Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion." “I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly) “Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “ "That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn." |
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| 5. | go fat early | ||
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The time honored and respected credo of a young man who wishes to get a quick sexual hit out of the way and still make it back for last call with his crew. Both Paul and Carl decided that on Friday night they would"go fat early" so they would still have time to
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar. |
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| 6. | Snits | ||
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A time honored tradition that occurs upon the years first sight of snow in which you may ask any female you encounter to show her breasts. It is widely thought to have originated during the early American colonial period somewhere within the New England colonies. The term was formed by combining the words "Snow" and "Tits". Walking down the street I realized that it had begun to snow for the first time this year; I excitedly proclaimed, "SNITS !" to the first group of women that I could see, to which they promptly lifted their shirts showing me their breasts and then continued on their way.
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| 7. | pool | ||
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a time honored tradition only able to be participated in by those who have great skill whos is down for some pool
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