Timeshaft 

v. To catch up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo, preventing one from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshafted.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought it would never end."

Timeshaft by toddx February 1, 2010

Timeshitting 

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.

The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.

Timeshitting by Fasters January 26, 2022

Timeshifter 

Also goes by "timeshitter"

Timeshifter (noun):
timeshitter gimme dogetime

Timeshifter by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016

timeshafted 

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

timeshafted by toddx February 3, 2010

timeshitter 

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.

That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.

timeshitter by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019

Fable Timeshift Phenomenon 

Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.

Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.

Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat

Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am

Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!

Fable Timeshift Phenomenon by Cptn Chaos November 30, 2010

timeshite 

The art of documenting what your boss wanted you to do for the week, rather than what you actually did

Bob submitted to his boss his weekly timeshite.

timeshite by Tim G NZ August 2, 2006