A particularly bad dose of permalag - persistent jet lag where the traveler shuts down all non-vital functions in order to survive the rest of the journey. Kicks in after ~60 days of back-to-back time zone crossing travel and high-stress meetings. Signs of permaphuck include: exhaustion; extreme anti-social behaviour; and waking up not knowing what continent you are in.
Travelers have been known to survive for weeks in a state of permaphuckedness - by switching to auto-pilot and falling back on learned behaviours. There are however long term side effects: deteriorating health; a trail of broken relationships; an unhealthy awareness of and desire to talk about airport lounges.
Some travelers believe that permaphuckedness is a result of their soul trying to catch up with their physical self.
The use of "phuck" stems both from its use inside corporations where employees are trying to side step the email monitoring algorithms, and on blogs etc where the writer is trying to avoid being listed as a porn site.
I'm so permaphucked I could crawl into a ball and die.
The only way I'm going to ride out this permaphuck is to keep drinking.
When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.
john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)
a place near New Lanark just off the road and totally private where no matter what time of day you can hear children playing and screaming. During the day also known as the Picnic Zone
Hey Robbie fancy hanging down the Pedo Zone tonight?
the moment at which interaction with a potential partner shifts into cruise control, and you are on your way to the bone zone.
I met a girl in the elevator today, and by the time we hit her floor, I was in the auto-zone.
Alone zone to bone zone in 60 seconds.
|40.||friend zone virgin|
Someone who has never experienced the "friend zone" treatment from someone of the opposite sex, and is therefore ignorant to all aspects of the friend zone, and what comes with it.
Dude 1 a.k.a Friend Zone Virgin: Yo, that girl that ran up to you at the football game and hugged you, you tappin that?
Dude 2: Nah, I'm just friends with her, have been for a while.
Dude 1: WHY NOT DUDE?!?!
Dude 2: I asked for her phone number a while back so we could "hang out" and she wouldn't give it to me. I think it's what she had been planning all along, I should have realized it when she wanted to bring friends when we went to the movies...
Dude 1: I don't get it, she talks to you all the time, she obviously wants you!
Dude 2: Nevermind...*walks away*
The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.
"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."
No matter how a woman says it or the words she uses when she places a guy in the Friend Zone there is no going back. Regardless of how hot she is or what chemistry you thought was there, you're done. Like being broken up with before a relationship even got started. The quicker you reach the Friend Zone the better than there may not be as much attachment.
Groveling, begging or pleading will only push you into the Friend Zone deeper and deeper. Keep moving, don't look back. Call, text or email occassionally. Be aloof and keep your options open. This is the only chance you have to get out of the Friend Zone. As soon as you get Friended use that as motivation to meet another lady AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Amy: "I think you're a great guy and want to get to know each other better. But I also want to keep my options open. I'm just looking for friends right now. I'm not ready for a relationship."
Paul: "Than why did you reply to my Personals Ad knowing I was looking for a LTR?!? I don't need more chick 'friends'!! I want a girlfriend. I got put in the Friend Zone after the first date! This bites!"
Amy: "Got any plans this weekend? Let's go do something."
Paul: "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my girlfriend this weekend. Maybe another time." (the ultimate payback & turning the tables)