This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
Time Travel: I have only done this once before.
A small urban/woodland creature with long brown hair and big eyes. It is a type of pest that attacks its prey with fairly useless information and short stories with no particular point that are however still interesting to hear.
The hiefa travels around in a little red shell that protects it from the elements and can travell at un natural speeds for fairly short periods of time.
The lesser spotted Hiefa can be seen here, to be pestering a bigger animal known as the ratbag, by constantly saying ahhight in different accents, then saying....." thats how black people speak!" (David Attenborough)