|57.||Too Much Time|
Often shortened to T.M.T. Scream phrase used by two individuals upon suggesting the same activity because of near-homosexual familiarity with each other (or spending too much time together).
Simultaneous usage often triggers the following sequence:
'Get out of my head!'
Both participants roll on the floor kicking their legs in the air and making baby noises
'So. What shall we do?'
'Smoke a shisha?'
Person A & Person B: Addict.
A: Too Much Time!
B: Too Much Time!
A: Get out of my head!
|58.||New Britain High School|
Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.more...
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over...
When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".
How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.
1) To get high
2) Spell all your translations with online slang
3) To exaggerate the amount of time to do something
I'm going to take a Ryux nap for 10 minutes, be right back.
Did you all see that Ryux translation?
A high on is some one who gets off on getting high. Much like a cop who gets off on giving these same kids a hard time. A high-on will do anything it takes to get high on mary jane, they often are skilled in creating bongs out of pop bottles and pens, and are good to have around when weed smoking is clutch.
"Marty you high on, where are those papers?"
|62.||no piss test|
a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.
also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.
when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...
alright. everyone reacts differently. on my first time, i smoked like half a joint of sour d...not knowing what that would do. cuz i don't know anything about weed i`ll admit, even tho i smoke it. hmmm. i didnt notice that i was becoming high. it hits you all of a sudden and then u say "shit. ohhh shit. i feel like im in a dream." you get mad scared...i felt like i was in a box watching the world go round but i was staying still. you cant see the box but its so wierd. like everything that happens is in a different time period. at first also when u lift ur arms, they feel mad light like they could float. if u sit on the bed, when ppl say things they say it mad loud and clear. u feel like the people of the bed are going around in like time lapses. i dont no how to explain that one. and theres times where u forget ur high so u think ur dreaming, but then you remeber that ur high and u think "oh shit why did i get high." but then that goes away bc u think ur dreaming agen. and it goes in a cycle. && i threw up all my food that i had ate like an hour ago...i dont no why! also i went on myspace and read this about me that was written all cool. and then i was like holy shit that was so good and written mad good. and u feel like ur heart is pumping sooo fast, but i asked some1 to feel it and they sed it was pumping fine. and ur legs feel a little numb. my legs twitched a little. and ur tongue feels like rubbery and pillowy, like a marshmellow. ;]. and if close ur eyes and move ur ...more...