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when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.
by I h8 nes July 03, 2012
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