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1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time. 2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then. Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24? Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi Jill: *orgasms* ------ Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position. Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds. **7 seconds later** Bob: *orgasms* Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE |
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| 2. | jedi back flipping | ||
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eating mushrooms acid and some dirty molly all at one time jedi backflipping im jedi back flipping at bassnectar
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| 3. | padawan | ||
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A Jedi student. They are past the first part of their Jedi training and are now apprentices to other Jedi masters. They have exceptional skills, to become powerful and great. So Padawans are also called 'My apprentice' by their masters. Or 'My Padawan'
Padawans have small plaits in their hair. This is a good way to spot them. Very cute. Obi-Wan Kenobi: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked... Anakin: ...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities. Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman. Anakin: I thought I already did. Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice. Apprentice=Padawan |
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| 4. | meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master | ||
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Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers. My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
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| 5. | Moxxus Suggs | ||
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The legendary, Ithorian Dark, Jedi who became strong enough with the force to crush Corellian Corvettes with his voice. He is one of many Suggs, but only one of two force users. The other, his twin sister Leyna, whom has disappeared many years ago, without a trace. "If you fear me, then you fear death. Run, but your time to die is inevitable." - Moxxus Suggs
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| 6. | Cloak Time | ||
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Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved. "Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?" |
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| 7. | Cloak Time | ||
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Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved. "Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?" |
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