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A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass. Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her." Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit." Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass." |
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Putting the roach of your joint/blunt in the middle of a bowl sticking erect and packing your green around, after the prep is complete fire that shit up starting on the roach and cheif the bowl with the roach burning and wait till it reaches the green then. . . boom! damn bro id say about one or two more hits till that time bomb hits boom
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Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time. The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...
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A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area). "Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"
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In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified. Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
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Someone who is likely to get killed for reasons of acting out of person, being a total dick, etc. Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac.....Yea, that boys a time bomb.
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Obscure drinking game which originated in New York City's East Village. The players must take a piece of cotton candy (preferably Charms' "Fluffy Stuff") and dip it in whiskey and put it in their mouths before the candy dissolves. The goal is not to grimace once your body recognizes that what you just put in your mouth is disgusting.
The chant goes as follows: -"Time bomb... time bomb..." as the player descends the candy towards the whisky -"tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic..." when the candy is dipped in the whisky and until... -"BOOM!" when the player eventually makes a face because of the horrendous taste in his/her mouth. If the player does not grimace after fully swallowing the candy, he/she is named reigning queen/king. Be careful, however, of 'repressing your booms' as this will lead to greater future booms. 'Super Time Bomb' is played without the help of hands. If the player drops the candy in the whiskey, he/she must "suffer the repercussions" and drink the whiskey. "Time Bomb is like communion, only instead of eating the body of Christ or drinking his blood, you're eating his knuckle hair"
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Someone that is risky to have around because they are on the urge to blowing it. A person that you know will end up ruining a perfect situation. Lets go hit on them girls, but leave Jon behind. When that kid drinks he becomes a time bomb.
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