Rimblazer

A vile fart, often silent, that burns the rim of the anus upon exiting. Rimblazers often cause great discomfort to the person releasing them as well as all persons within a 10 foot radius.

I keep having rimblazers because of that bad food I ate.

Rimblazer by GoatOnTurtle September 25, 2008

Portland Tailblazer 

When a dude pours 151 on his member, sparks it and extinguishes the flame in another's anus.

I'm gonna give you a Portland Tailblazer to remember tonight, Baby!

Portland Tailblazer by Begnine March 1, 2011

timbler

A timid person who is a complete bumbler under the sheets.

I took a Keith home last night from the bar, but he was such a complete timbler that I had to call him an Uber before I got hurt.

timbler by Fls'Zen May 22, 2018

Tailblazer 

A person who annoys you a lot and makes you take an exit from their presence.

Do you know Matt? Oh ya! He is such a tailblazer, I run at the very sight of him.

Tailblazer by Suekarma September 22, 2016

Timeblazer 

n., Someone who can exert the powers of space and time to change the sexualities of others to match their own. Timeblazers are usually accused of making heterosexual men into homosexual men.

Origin
Greek Mythology
In Greek Mythology Temblazious was the son of Helios and an unnamed mortal woman. While mortal, Temblazious still had many powers, and could pass his powers down to others. Examples of his powers were flamboyant flatulence, generally being unlovable, and making others unlovable.

Man 1: Eric sure has been acting funny lately.
Man 2: Ever since he met that timeblazer Daniel, he's been gay.
Man 1: That's dumb. I say we go bomb his house.
Man 2: YEAHHH! beta!

Timeblazer by Just Pman April 8, 2010

Tailblazer 

When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.

Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.

Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer

Really? Does it still hurt?

No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.

Tailblazer by Lars2500 June 15, 2017