Timbermoo 

The extremely rare cosmic event, in which piles of timber, left to rot on a field combine to form a tree like zombie-cow, hellbent on... Well eating a tonne of grass really.

Random villager: "OMG! that cow's devouring my field"
Random villager's pirate friend: "Tht's no cow, tht be th' dreaded Timbermoo!"

Timbermoo by Gosgivit2 September 22, 2009

timberdoodle 

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

timberdoodle by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

morgan timberwood 

the swaggiest person ever. nobody beats morgan at being swag and edgy.

did you see how morgan timberwood just summoned a demon

morgan timberwood by k1ngvoid October 25, 2020

Timberdoodled 

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

Timberdoodled by Ofsaan March 31, 2025

Timberdoodle 

Timberdoodle a young hunter!

Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head

Timberdoodle by Matterlizard September 17, 2025