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(n.) a massive, solid erection. Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!" |
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The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well. I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.
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A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face. (Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms* Guy:TIMBER! |
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1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name. "Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"
"Mate got any skag?" "Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way." |
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A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall. "Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."
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Humble; Beautiful. That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.
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slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint. "bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"
Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber |
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